BOOK INFORMATION
A Gentleman Never Tells
By Eloisa James
Avon Impulse
June 28,
2016
E-ISBN 9780062573063 * $.99
BOOK SUMMARY
A witty, sexy novella about a virgin widow and a rake
with something to prove.
Eighteen months ago, Lizzie Troutt’s husband died in his
mistress’s bed, leaving her determined to never marry again….and unfortunately
virginal.
Eighteen years ago (give or take a few) the Honorable
Oliver Berwick blackened his own soul, leaving him hardened and resolutely
single.
When the chance for redemption in the form of a country
house party invitation comes his way, Oliver is determined to prove himself a
gentleman.
Until he breaks all the
codes of gentlemanly behavior…once again.
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EXCERPT
August 13,
1826
Telford Manor
Fontwell, Sussex
“I would
prefer to take supper on a tray.” Lizzie didn’t look up from her book, because
meeting her sister’s eyes would only encourage her.
She should
have known Catrina wouldn’t back down. “Lizzie Troutt, your husband died over a
year ago.”
“Really?”
Lizzie murmured, turning a page. “How time flies.” In fact, Adrian had died
eighteen months, two weeks, and four days ago.
In his
mistress’s bed.
“Lizzie,”
Cat said ominously, sounding more like an older sister—which she was—with every
word, “if you don’t get out of that bed, I shall drag you out. By your hair!”
Lizzie felt
a spark of real annoyance. “You already dragged me to your house for this
visit. The least you could do is to allow me to read my book in peace.”
“Ever since
you arrived yesterday, all you’ve done is read!” Cat retorted.
“I like
reading. And forgive me if I point out that Tolbert is not precisely a hotbed
of social activity.” Cat and her husband, Lord Windingham, lived deep in
Suffolk, in a dilapidated manor house surrounded by fields of sheep.
“That is
precisely why we gather friends for dinner. Lord Dunford-Dale is coming
tonight, and I need you to even the numbers. That means getting up, Lizzie.
Bathing. Doing your hair. Putting on a gown that hasn’t been dyed black would
help, too. You look like a dispirited crow, if you want the truth.”
Lizzie
didn’t want the truth. In fact, she felt such a stab of anger that she had to
fold her lips tightly together or she would scream at Cat.
It wasn’t
her sister’s fault. It wasn’t anyone’s fault except her late husband’s, and he
was definitely late—i.e., dead.
“I know you
feel ashamed to be in company,” her sister continued, energetically digging her
own grave, as far as Lizzie was concerned. “Unfortunately, most people are aware
the circumstances of your marriage, not to mention the fact that Adrian was so
imprudent as to die away from home.”
That was one
way of putting it.
Imprudent.
“You make it
sound as if he dropped a teacup,” Lizzie observed, unable to stop herself. “I
would call the fact that Adrian died in the act of tupping Sadie Sprinkle
inconsiderate in the extreme.”
“I refuse to
allow you to wither away in bed simply because your husband was infatuated with
Shady Sadie,” Cat said, using the term by which the gossip rags had referred to
Adrian’s mistress. “You must put all that behind you. Sadie has another
protector, and you are out of mourning. It’s time to stop hiding.”
“I am not
hiding,” Lizzie said, stung. “I take fresh air and moderate exercise every day.
I simply like reading in bed. Or in a chair.”
Or anywhere
else, to tell the truth. Reading in a peaceful garden was an excellent way to
take fresh air.
“Moderate
exercise,” her sister said with palpable loathing. “You used to ride every day,
for pleasure. We would practice archery on a fine day like this, or roam about
the countryside, not sit inside reading.”
“Adrian’s
stables were part of the entail, and went to his cousin,” Lizzie said, turning
the page. She hadn’t read a word, but she was hoping that a show of
indifference would drive her sister from the room.
“Not the
mare that Papa gave you when you turned fourteen!” her sister gasped.
Showing
masterly control, Lizzie didn’t roll her eyes. “A wife has no true
possessions,” she said flatly. “Under the law, they belong to her husband, and
Perdita was, therefore, transferred to the heir.”
“Oh,
Lizzie,” Cat said, her voice woeful.
“It wasn’t
so terrible,” Lizzie said, meaning it. “I went to the auction, and Perdita went
to a family with a young girl. I’m certain that she is well cared for and
happy.”
“Do you
realize that by staying home and wearing black, you give the illusion that you
are grieving for your husband?”
Lizzie’s
hands tightened around her book. “Do you know what being a widow entails, Cat?”
“Wearing ugly
black dresses for the rest of your natural life?”
“It means
that I never again need put myself under the control of a man—any man.
So, no, I have no interest in joining you at dinner. I know perfectly well that
Lord Dimble-Dumble has been summoned to audition as my next husband. I don’t
want him. I’d be more likely to come to dinner if you had invited the butcher.”
“I couldn’t
do that,” Cat said, in a sudden digression. “Mr. Lyddle has developed a most
unfortunate addiction to strong ale, and he’s regularly found lying about in
the gutter singing, rather than butchering meat.”
“Who does
the butchering now?” Lizzie asked, deciding to take a walk to the village and
see this interesting musical event herself.
“His wife.
My housekeeper says that she can get better cuts at a lower price these days.
You’re trying to distract me with talk of singing drunkards,” Cat said,
unfairly. “Let’s discuss your future.”
“Let’s not.”
“We might
begin with the fact that you were never in love with Adrian.” Cat began walking
around the bedchamber, waving her hands as she waxed eloquent about her late
brother-in-law’s flaws.
She was
preaching to the choir, so Lizzie stopped listening and just watched Cat pacing
back and forth. How could it be that her older sister was positively frothing
with life and energy and passion, while Lizzie felt like a tired, pale shadow?
Her hand
crept toward her book. It wasn’t the most interesting novel in the world, but
it had the inexpressible charm of being new.
Over the
last eighteen months, Lizzie had read every novel she owned three times over.
She would be quickly bankrupted if she bought more than two books a week, so
one of the best things about visiting Telford Manor was access to her sister’s
library.
Cat appeared
to be hopeless at arranging a refurbishment of the manor—which desperately
needed it—but she was very good at ordering novels. And clothing. If Lizzie
looked like a black crow, Cat was a chic French peacock.
Lizzie
raised her knees, surreptitiously propped her book against them, and slipped
back in the story of Eveline, a sixteen-year-old girl being forced to marry an
old man. She herself had been twenty when she walked down the aisle.
On the
shelf.
Beggars
can’t be choosers, her father had told her.
Her book
suddenly vanished. “No reading!”
Cat was
holding the novel above her head, for all the world as if they were children
again. Lizzie used to hope that someday she’d grow up to be as commanding as
her sister, but she had given up that idea long ago.
It wasn’t
just a question of height. Her sister was the type of person who gathered
everyone in a room around her, and Lizzie was the type of person whom they
walked over on their way to be with Cat.
That sounded
resentful, but Lizzie didn’t actually feel bitter. She would hate to be the
center of attention. She wound her arms around her knees and propped her chin
on them. “Cat, may I have my book back, please? It was a hard journey, and I’m
tired.”
“What do you
mean, a hard journey? It can’t have been more than a day and a half!”
“My coach is
over twenty years old and the springs are worn out. It bounced so hard on the
post road that I couldn’t keep my eyes on the page, and my tailbone still
hurts.”
“If your
jointure won’t extend to a new vehicle, Joshua or Papa would be happy to buy
you a coach.”
Lizzie
turned her head, putting her right cheek on her knees, and closed her eyes.
“No.”
She heard
her sister drop into the chair by the side of the bed. Then she heard a sigh.
“Papa is getting old, Lizzie. He made a terrible mistake, and he knows it. He
misses you. If you would just pay him a visit . . .”
“No.”
Why would
she visit the father who had turned her away when she ran to him in
desperation? The father who had known precisely what a disaster her marriage
would be, but didn’t bother to warn her?
An hour or
so after their wedding ceremony, Adrian had brought Lizzie, still wrapped in
her bridal veil, to his mother’s faded, musty house, and informed her that he
had no intention of living with her.
Not only
that, but he was late to meet his lover for tea.
It had
happened almost six years ago, but she could still remember her stupefaction.
She’d been such a silly goose.
“But where
do you live?” she had stammered.
“I bought
Sadie a house, and we live there,” Adrian had said casually. When she frowned
in confusion, he had added impatiently, “Sadie. Didn’t your father tell
you her name?”
“Sadie? ”
For the
first time—and in her experience, the last time—her husband had been a little
defensive, even a trifle ashamed. “I never lied. He knows perfectly well that
we will lead separate lives.”
“Perhaps you
should explain to me,” Lizzie had said, “because my father unaccountably forgot
to mention it. As did you, I might add.”
Adrian had
unemotionally laid out the terms of her marriage. It seemed her father had paid
a great deal of money to buy his daughter the title of Lady Troutt. For his
part, Adrian had wed her for her dowry, and because he needed someone to care
for his mother.
“The estate
is entailed,” he had told her, glancing around the musty sitting room. “It goes
to some distant cousin, along with the title, of course. I told your father
that I wouldn’t be averse to trying for a child, once we’ve had time to get
used to each other.”
Lizzie had
just gaped at him.
“But we
can’t bother with that now,” Adrian had told her briskly. “Sadie is upset about
this mess, naturally enough. I promised her I’d be home by four. My mother
takes her luncheon on a tray. There are a couple of maids, but it would be good
if you could bring it in yourself. She complains of being lonely.”
After that,
he left.
A few
minutes later, Lizzie left as well. She went home.
Only to be
sent back to her husband’s house.
There was no
point in revisiting her father’s line of reasoning. Suffice it to say that no
woman—even one who had abundant sensuality and beauty, which Lizzie did not—
was capable of seducing a man who didn’t return to the house for a fortnight.
A man who
doesn’t bother to consummate his marriage until he’s suffered a heart seizure
and has, as the vulgar might put it, been given notice to quit.
A man who
despises his lower-class wife, and never bothers to hide it.
CAT'S REVIEW
"A Gentleman Never Tells" by Eloisa James. What a delightful story! I adored Oliver, our Hero. He is understanding, kind, honorable and honest. And Lizzie, despite being in a bit of a rut, is lovable and sweet, too. There is a touch of humor throughout as well as honor and love. The story itself is one of redemption, discovery and the courage to follow one's heart, despite the risk that involves.
I truly enjoyed Ms. James' take on the undeniable attraction between two people so meant to be, This being my first story by Ms. James, I was pleasantly surprised to discover an uplifting tale that made me smile, my heart beat a bit faster and even had me swooning a bit. Ms. James has made a new fan and I look forward to enjoying more tales by this lovely author. (received copy for honest review)
★★★★
AUTHOR INFO
ELOISA JAMES is a New York Times best-selling author and
professor of English literature who lives with her family in New York, but can
sometimes be found in Paris or Italy. She is the mother of two and, in a
particularly delicious irony for a romance writer, is married to a genuine
Italian knight. Visit her at www.eloisajames.com
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